Gilbert Gottfried explains the Aristocrats joke:
Bob Saget tells his complete version:
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
I wonder if they washed her down with Coca-Cola
Remember to floss after eating the human |
This is what happens when someone really stupid hears how the cute, cuddly polar bear is endangered by global warming. Natural selection? Yeah, a new selection on the polar bear buffet line.
Wouldn't it be ironic if she's a vegetarian?
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Carnival game gone wrong
"Go ahead, little girl. Throw a dart at the balloon and win a prize."
You should have seen how the balloons were inflated. Here's a quiz for you. Which of them are Friends of Dorothy, and which one actually did Dorothy?
You should have seen how the balloons were inflated. Here's a quiz for you. Which of them are Friends of Dorothy, and which one actually did Dorothy?
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Oh Yeah!!! Ladies, drink this in!
Do you think he lost a bet? I bet he got the idea while in prison. Dude, maybe you should try the sugar-free. Why is he smiling when he lost his little spout?
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Looking at those apples everyday will keep the doctor away
Good news for those of you who are fans of boobies. According to Fox News (they report, we stare at the video) it is good for a man's heart to look at women's breasts at least ten minutes per day.
That's right. You can either do the cardio workout or you can go to the strip club three days per week. Yeah, guess which way my health club money is about to get spent. I'd like my refund in singles, please.
Unfortunately I think this study leaves far too many unanswered questions. For example, is is better for men to look at fake tits or real tits? (I love doing research.)
Is it heart-healthy for lesbians to look at tits? Is it heart-healthy for men to look at lesbians?
And most importantly, if looking at boobs is good for the heart, do these work as a defibrillator?
Finally, as much as I hate to ask this, but do these have a positive effect on the heart?
Because I can name one part of the anatomy that was not helped by staring at those.
That's right. You can either do the cardio workout or you can go to the strip club three days per week. Yeah, guess which way my health club money is about to get spent. I'd like my refund in singles, please.
Unfortunately I think this study leaves far too many unanswered questions. For example, is is better for men to look at fake tits or real tits? (I love doing research.)
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Fake tits |
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Real tits (we think) |
Is it heart-healthy for lesbians to look at tits? Is it heart-healthy for men to look at lesbians?
And most importantly, if looking at boobs is good for the heart, do these work as a defibrillator?
Take two of those and slip out of bed before she wakes up in the morning.
Finally, as much as I hate to ask this, but do these have a positive effect on the heart?
Because I can name one part of the anatomy that was not helped by staring at those.
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