I may become a soccer fan after all

Roundabout without an island

Don't give the Wisconsin DOT any ideas.

I wonder if they washed her down with Coca-Cola

Remember to floss after eating the human

This is what happens when someone really stupid hears how the cute, cuddly polar bear is endangered by global warming. Natural selection? Yeah, a new selection on the polar bear buffet line.

Wouldn't it be ironic if she's a vegetarian?

Just telling the truth

Carnival game gone wrong

"Go ahead, little girl. Throw a dart at the balloon and win a prize."

You should have seen how the balloons were inflated. Here's a quiz for you. Which of them are Friends of Dorothy, and which one actually did Dorothy?

But grandma, I don't want to give you a hug

How about we shake hands instead, grandma?

When Dolly Parton's airbags deployed

Yeah, try stuffing those back into the dashboard.